The Hit Lists

The Hit Lists are for comedic purposes only. Any resemblance to an actual person is NOT coincidence and should be considered a suggestion to get their act together. (You know who you are you rotten bastards.) Names have been changed to protect these parties(who are guilty of obnoxious and despicable behavior) from certain harassment by Red Ryder associates.

Hit List #1- Jerks, skanks, and other lowlife

1. "Amy"- The Port skank with fat DSL lips and a ghetto booty who fights like a true cat

2. "Liz"- The Mount St Mary skank who can't count to ten but can name every shade of nailpolish cover girl makes. who? whooooooooo? whooooooooooo is she??? I bet she's screwing your boyfriend. ** (click the footnoted sound file to hear a description of this skank)**

3. "Church"- former East coast skank who relocated to the West side for his own sake! We can thank this anal loving jerk-off for our degradation remix. He enjoys tennis, long walks, and tennis racquets in his ass.

4. "Eric"- gullable piece of white trash with poor dental hygeine who thinks he can screw over Special K. We can thank him for our other remix. He has been described as looking like "the abominable snowman....shaved." (click sound file below to hear a description of this loser) ****

5."W.C"- a loose skank with a wide crotch who tries to piece up everyone in band as her "sex partner."

6. "Skanky Offender1"- pathetic wannabe Eminem loser on the 5 year program at OCCC. Enjoys lying and making an ass out of himself and staying obsessed with someone who dumped him years ago. He didn't think it was so funny when we threw his hat in a toilet!

7. "Skanky Offender2"- bigger dumb ass working in Adidas with a chemical imbalance which makes him think the Red Ryders give a shit about him. Also has the audacity to call the Reds "lesbians." BIG skank.


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		The Hit Lists are for comedic purposes only. Any resemblance to an actual person is NOT coincidence and should be considered a suggestion to get their act together. (You know who you are you rotten bastards.) Names have been changed to protect these parties(who are guilty of obnoxious and despicable behavior) from certain harassment by Red Ryder associates. Click here to listen to the general sentiment towards the below skanks.... Hit List #1- Jerks, skanks, and other lowlife 1. "Amy"- The Port skank with fat DSL lips and a ghetto booty who fights like a true cat 2. "Liz"- The Mount St Mary skank who can't count to ten but can name every shade of nailpolish cover girl makes. who? whooooooooo? whooooooooooo is she??? I bet she's screwing your boyfriend. (click the footnoted sound file to hear a description of this skank) 3. "Church"- former East coast skank who relocated to the West side for his own sake! We can thank this anal loving jerk-off for our degradation remix. He enjoys tennis, long walks, and tennis racquets in his ass. 4. "Eric"- gullable piece of white trash with poor dental hygeine who thinks he can screw over Special K. We can thank him for our other remix. He has been described as looking like "the abominable snowman....shaved." (click sound file below to hear a description of this loser) ** 5."W.C"- a loose skank with a wide crotch who tries to piece up everyone in band as her "sex partner." 6. "Skanky Offender1"- pathetic wannabe Eminem loser on the 5 year program at OCCC. Enjoys lying and making an ass out of himself and staying obsessed with someone who dumped him years ago. He didn't think it was so funny when we threw his hat in a toilet! 7. "Skanky Offender2"- bigger dumb ass working in Adidas with a chemical imbalance which makes him think the Red Ryders give a shit about him. Also has the audacity to call the Reds "lesbians." BIG skank. 8. "Piss"- This offender's name rhymes with this euphemism for urine! This MSMC wannabe player can be found playing naked twister and spreading STDs all over campus. Leopard fans, beware. Hit List #2-Studs and others deemed 'pieceable' 1. DMX- dark man x has got it going on 2. Lobster #1- need i say more 3. "Dr. Gary"- podiatrish piece! 4. Rick- hot physical therapy piece. 5. "The SpyFather"- another comedic piece who is the big brother of the piece formerly known as Nick (no longer pieceable). You can see this sexy bitch's site in our links page. Click here to learn more about "Liz" Click here and you will hear a very accurate description of "Eric" according to Bron.