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Well you thought wrong....
"He who pieces and runs away,
Lives to piece another day!
"How I met my Life Partner is quite a story;
Some honey haired skank made us do inventory.
How did I know it would be Helen I'd thank,
For having me meet my favorite skank.
Soon we'd be banned from working together,
But I know I'll be with my Life Partner forever.
Our relationship started with a bang,
And before we knew it we'd formed our own gang.
On our first mission we were Maybrook bound,
To see "Eric Church"***, the biggest skank around.
You don't want to make the Red Ryders pissed,
Or you'll land yourself on our own hit list.
On weekends we'll dine at classy Burger King,
Then piece up often and even have a small fling.
We hardly ever work because our manager is a whore.
But we don't care because we will graffiti the store.
Our motto will always be "ryde or die",
And if our lobsters don't come through we will wed in Hawaii."
More poetry coming soon!
For more poetic insight listen to DMX
ARF
*** names where changed because this particular skank we are referring to was especially offended by our previous homestead website.
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